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Joke of the Day

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"

"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"

"A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.) If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit? Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie."

"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""

"We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in ""why did the chicken cross the road"" not as in ""live wasps""."

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"*Takes kids for sushi before seeing ""Finding Dory""*"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."