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Joke of the Day

"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"

"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."

"/r/Jokes is broken"

"What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane? BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD"

"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."

"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"

"Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled.."

":S :C :H :O :O :L - You can't find happy faces."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."