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Joke of the Day

"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."

"I like my bagels like I like my women; lightly toasted with sesame seeds and a little butter. I don't understand this joke format."

"ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!"

"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."

"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"

"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."

"What's hindi for milf? Mumbae"

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."

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"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."