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Joke of the Day

"[oc] I just bought a new computer. It is Made in Jamaica. Runs really fast, but doesn't do anything useful."

"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."

"US Naval Communications"

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."

"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"

"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or..."

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."