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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."
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"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"
"Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year."
"He died doing what he loved. He didn't know she was married."
"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."
"I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers."
"""Gosh it's raining cats and dogs"" said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ""I know"" said his mother. ""I've just stepped in a poodle!"""
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."
"What did the collections person say to the board.. You've been surfed!"
"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""