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Joke of the Day
"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""
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"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."
"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"
"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"
"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"
"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."