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Joke of the Day

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs *Won-ton*"

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."

"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."

"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."

"If you believe in God, yet you can't believe it's not butter, then your faith needs to get its damn priorities straight."