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Joke of the Day
"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"
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"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."
"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"
"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."
"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."
"FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat."
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"