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Joke of the Day

"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."

"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."

"[OC] What did the blind plumber say? I cant see shit."

"What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..? Kill Bill."

"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."

"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."

"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"

"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""