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"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."

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"What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."
"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."
"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."
"What was the last thing that went through the fly's head when he hit the windshield? His ass."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."