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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family? Mini-Mum"

"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."

"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."

"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"

"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"Carl: ""It's chilly out."" Me: ""Tell me something I don't know."" ""Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials."" ""Fair enough, Carl."""

"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."

"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."