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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in a bun? A subwoofer."
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"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me"
"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"
"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."
"Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins."
"Just confused cereal with rat poison...I don't know if to wait till I'm sober to do something about it or not?"
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?"
"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"