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Joke of the Day

"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."

"What does weed and your girlfriend have in common? They both leave me sticky fingers. [7]"

"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."

"What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!"

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"If you're looking for candy corn, look no further than my trash can."

"Three stages of life. * Birth * What the hell is going on?!? * Death"

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."

"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"