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Joke of the Day
"What is a government mandate? When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together."
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"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."
"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
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"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."