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Joke of the Day

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'"

"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""

"Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? the wheelchair"

"Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one said ""I want some H2O please"".The other chemist said ""I'd like some H2O too"".Then he died."

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need."

"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."