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Joke of the Day
"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"
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"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""
"Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world."
"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."
"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."
"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."
"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"
"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."