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Joke of the Day

"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."

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"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die"
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"You know what really breaks my heart? Cholesterol."
"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."
"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."
"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."
"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."
"When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom I guess that's why they call me handsome... Edit: front page! Everyone hating on my joke can suck it"