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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"
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"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."
"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."
"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."
"What do you call a cannibal who eats quadriplegics? Vegetarians."
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."
"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."