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Joke of the Day

"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"

"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."

"Why do Jewish women like circumsized men? Because they're 10% off."

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Japan stays in Japan Until she turns 18, that is."

"Two cows are standing in a field ...and one says to the other, ""Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?"" And the other one says, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"""

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"People are all like ""STAY OUTTA MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"" and then they shut down and people are all like ""COME BACK IN MY LIFE GOVERNMENT"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball."

"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"