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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized men? Because they're 10% off."
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"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
"I stand at airplane arrival gates with a ""SAMANTHA"" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!"
"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""
"Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"