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Joke of the Day

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Japan stays in Japan Until she turns 18, that is."

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine? No? Well if you want to, just Google ""Gypsy Bruce Lee""."

"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"A blonde joke"