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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."
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"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."
"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"
"What's the dirtiest language? Latin, its absolutely filled with *cum*."
"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."
"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."