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Joke of the Day

"What Has 75 Balls and Screws Old Ladies? Bingo."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."

"What do you call a Mexican vs a Mexican in basketball? Juan on Juan"

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"Bad News: I'm back on Ambien. Good News: Side effects include the chance of hallucinations. Best News: Just ate lunch with Jesus."

"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."

"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."

"HI, I'M STEVE'S CAPS LOCK KEY, AND I'D LIKE TO MEET OTHER CAPS LOCKS KEYS. I'M INTERESTED IN BOATING AND HIKING."

"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."