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Joke of the Day

"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""

"What's the difference between a walrus and a vagina? One has thick whiskers and smells like fish. The others a WALRUS."

"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""

"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""

"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"

"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."

"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."

"her: tell me about yourself me: ok so u know when a dog runs too fast on tile and crashes into a wall but then looks at u like its ur fault"

"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."