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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"
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"What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's."
"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. Place your bets now."
"My grandma can hold her breath for over sixteen years!"
"[NSFW] What's an English man's favourite sexual activity? Teabagging"
"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"
"My father held his temper very well.... Every time we would get mad, he would just count to 100. Then take my head out of the water."
"Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind."