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Joke of the Day
"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."
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"What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker"
"Today I was on Crimea St It was flooded."
"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."
"I'm like the mafia to my son. He only contacts me when he wants money or protection."
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"
"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"