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Joke of the Day

"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."

"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta..."

"Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake came out of the girl."

"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"What do you call a paraplegic archer? Legolas."

"I'm done drinking for good... Now I drink for Evil."

"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."