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Joke of the Day
"I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I'm doing at life"
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"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."
"What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible? Impairagus Repairagus"
"I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible."
"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"
"I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco"
"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."
"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"
"A book fell on my head a moment ago... I can only blame my shelf."