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Joke of the Day

"I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco"

"Top Seven Things Men Don't See Coming: 7. Plot twists 6. Police cruiser 5. Love 4. Trash day 3. Health issues 2. Her reaction 1. That"

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"

"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"

"I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's ""sushi,"" but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's ""a shark attack."""

"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."

"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."

"What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah...39"

" . The joke does not translate."