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Joke of the Day
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
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"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"
"Dance like theres no tomorrow OH MY GOD THERES NO TOMORROW WHY ARE WE DANCING"
"How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more."
"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."
"Donald Trump's favorite movie is the Big Lebowski. It's about trying to find the perfect rug while sucking down strong white Russians."
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."
"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."
"Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."