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Joke of the Day
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."
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"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"
"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."
"""I'm independent"" Said the Jamaican, showing me his initialised necklace."
"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"
"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"
"Dear bed, I'm SO sorry I left you. I don't know what I was thinking. Please take me back."