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Joke of the Day
"If a woman gave in very fast it's not because of the man but the men that came before him."
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"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""
"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."
"Here's a joke My life"
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."
"Fred: ""I can't believe Ben is in the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."" Bob: ""So did his wife."""