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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."

"Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards."

"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"

"I hate Holocaust jokes: My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a guard tower while on duty. Neva forget"

"I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes... But it was .99 cents!"

"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"

"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."

"I used to be a banker But I lost *interest*"

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."