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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."

"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."

"Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them."

"Warning: NSFW Jokes"

"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."

"How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it."

"I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows..."

"A drunken man speaks what a sober man thinks."

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."