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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calendar die? It's days were numbered."
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"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"
"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
"If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be. I'll see myself out."
"I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day... ... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls."
"I hate grocery shopping. That's why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I'm getting, but it sure is faster."
"My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he? A noughty one."
"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"
"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("