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"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""
"For those possibly wondering why the popularity of the emo movement disappeared If your social group is defined by a suicidal nature, don't expect it to last a long time"
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."
"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"
"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""
"Money doesn't impress me. You know what does? Treehouses."
"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."