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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
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"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."
"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."
"What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!"
"I've got a banana in my drawer that I took from the office fruit basket. In 3 weeks my co-workers will pay me to throw it away. Easy money."
"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"
"9gag anyone?"
"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""
"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"
"Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction."