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Joke of the Day

"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"

"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."

"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."

"I wish that if you stopped yourself from sneezing enough times you could shoot an energy ball out of your hand."

"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"

"People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg."

"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."