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Joke of the Day
"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."
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"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"
"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."
"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."
"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"
"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"
"WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what"
"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"
"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."