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Joke of the Day

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."

"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."

"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"

"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."

"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"

"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"

"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"