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Joke of the Day

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."

"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."

"Ellen pao and reddit admins walk into a bar... Everyone was happy to see them and had a great time once they were there... Ill also accept ...and then the bar burned down..."

"I dated this metal chick once It was all cool for the first month, but then she started to rust."

"What looks like grass but is red? grass, i lied about the red part"

"Everyone's making Mayan jokes Like there's no tomorrow!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the others a little lighter."

"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."

"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."