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Joke of the Day

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"

"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."

"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"

"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"

"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"

"How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy"

"Why do White Supremists call this month ""The Holocaust""? Because it's just another Jew Lie (The Holocaust is real and this is just a joke)"

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"

"Mirror mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?"