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Joke of the Day
"What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie? Duck tapes"
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"We've all been talking about your paranoia."
"What kind of transportation does the Pope take? Mass transit."
"Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll"
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""
"Help! I need someone. Help! Not just anyone. I have this internal monologue of music that won't stop playing."
"Sorry I can't pay for a new car right now, I'm still paying off a Naked Juice I bought in 2014"
"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."
"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America."