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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."
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"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."
"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."
"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"
"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."
"Hoping to get ""till death do us part"" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served."
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"