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Joke of the Day
"I only date right handed women... Righty tighty, lefty loosey"
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"I need a backspace key for my mouth"
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""
"IAN: I broke my leg once ME: I've never broken a bone, touch wood [touches wood] THE UNIVERSE: THIS MAN WILL NEVER BREAK A BONE"
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a children's playground."
"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"
"Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips"
"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."
"How old do kids have to be when you can start saying ""Fuck you."" to their faces instead of behind their backs?"