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Joke of the Day
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
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"They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs."
"""Kids are great when you need help around the house."" - People who don't have kids"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
"What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope? A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different..."
"Her: Give me a chat up line? Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper? Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating? Me: No, you smell like an animal."
"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."
"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."
"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."