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Joke of the Day
"I need a backspace key for my mouth"
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"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""
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"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"