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Joke of the Day

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"A police joke knock knock"

"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"

"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."

"A girl tells her Irish mom she wants to be a prostitute. 'A WHAT?' The mother shouts. 'A prostitute' replies the girl. 'OH thank god!! I thought you wanted to become Protestant!"

"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."

"What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake edit: You guys are ridiculous, thanks for the steady stream of laughs"

"Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer."

"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""

"What goes red and white, red and white, red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill."