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Joke of the Day

"PIGS A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man walks up to her. Man: ""Where'd you get the pig""? Woman: ""How DARE you call my dog that!"" Man: ""I was talking to the dog!"""

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"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"
"It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome."
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."
"How do you organise a bukkake? You don't, everyone just comes."
"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."
"Why are black people so tall? Because they're negros. (Hah get it? Knee grows?)"
"Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter"