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Joke of the Day

"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"

"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"

"I have good news and bad news I've found a sock..."

"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."

"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."

"I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail."

"""Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look."" - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious"

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."