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Joke of the Day

"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."

"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."

"MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!"

"Made a shepherd's pie last night... He didn't like it."

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"