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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."
"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables"
"nothing saves money like being antisocial"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"
"Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go."
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """
"Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from."